Running 101: by a non-expert runner
There are many women like me. Maybe some men as well.
We were athletic in our youth and then odd things called life, children, work, laziness, and excusitis crept in. One day (technically it takes more than one day, but it’s like we’re hypnotized until something shakes sense back to our brains) we wake up a little flabby and running up a flight of stairs to break up a sibling smack down is the most exercise we get all week.
That happened to me and I chose to run myself healthy. What I’d like to make clear is if I can run, almost anyone else can too, barring physical limitations or advice from a health care practitioner.
If you’re a regular visitor to Jack Straw Lane (and the only running you’d ever do is away from post-apocalyptic hordes and you believe runners are crazy – which we kind of are) you’re thinking, “Dude…again with the running thing? Snoring…” just skip ahead to the gratuitous photo of the shirtless man at the bottom of this post. On the way, if you catch a sentence or two, it’ll be gravy for both of us.
When I set out to run for the first time, I looked to other runners for advice. The experts can be intimidating despite their knowledge – because of their knowledge even. Their perfectly toned 27-year-old bodies may contribute to the intimidation factor too.
What I counted on most were words of wisdom and encouragement from friends who ran. (My apologies to these friends who I thought of as total fruitloops for running in the first place – I get it now.). They patiently fielded my 694 emails about breathing, stride, fueling, shoes, winter gear, stretching, and countless other concerns I had.
I’ve noticed questions cropping up from acquaintances about running lately, so here is a crash course in running:
Getting started
- Make a commitment to yourself to dedicate 30 minutes 3 times every week to your running program. Do NOT short-change this time.
- If you have a smartphone or iPod download a Zero to 5km running app. The one I chose for my iPhone is Get Running. It was easy to follow and delivered results.
- If you don’t have a smartphone, there are many great sites that provide a framework to base your schedule on.
- All of these programs will have you alternate walking and running in the early stages.
- You will not always feel like running, but you will always feel better for having done it.
Where to run
- Wherever you want to.
- If you have a gym membership – great, there are probably treadmills waiting for you.
- If you don’t do the gym thing – get outside or use a home treadmill. I’m an outdoor runner. I prefer the change in scenery, the elements, and the smell of fresh air. Sometimes you’re treated to eau de skunk or parfum de poubelle, but running past lavender in August more than makes up for it.
What to wear
- The best pair of properly fitted shoes within your budget. Do yourself a favour and shop at a running store where well-trained people can help with your shoe selection.
- Comfortable, weather appropriate, workout gear (this does not have to come from a chichi store), a headband or ball cap with wicking material to prevent salty sweat from stinging your eyes (gross, but true), a sports bra (no one wants those babies bouncing around and bruising anyone), and sunglasses (squinting is passé).
- Running is one of the most financially accessible physical fitness choices. All you need are workout clothes, a decent pair of shoes, and a sidewalk.
Stretch, stride and breathe
- I do a few dynamic stretches prior to running and about 10 minutes of static stretching following a run. You. Must. Stretch. Or you’ll wake up one morning with stiff glutes and sitting on the toilet will be a pain. Or so I’ve heard.
- A short stride where most of the leg movement is centered below my body works best for me. I save the longer strides for a sprint at the end. If you continuously run with a long stride you’ll risk overextending and injuring yourself.
- My knees stay low. As I told a passing motorist recently who felt the need to stop and tell me to lift my knees, “I’m running, not marching jacka$$.”
- A combination of nose and mouth breathing works best, but this is personal. You need to experiment with breath counts/stride and nose & mouth breathing to find what gives you enough oxygen to manage a run. Don’t worry about how you sound or look. I’ve mastered the art of sounding like a woman in labour (minus the screaming) and though I may frighten old ladies walking their small dogs, it works for me.
Fueling up
- There are no hard and fast rules, regardless of what the experts say. According to the experts carbo-loading before a long run is good fuel. For me….it’s a recipe for nausea.
- If I’m running within 20 minutes of waking up I fuel with water only. If I’m running later than that, a small breakfast of coffee, a banana and a small yogurt is enough.
- Bring water or other hydrating fluids on your runs. It helps combat fatigue. By the time you’re tired or thirsty it is too late and you’ve begun to dehydrate.
About me
- I am not a certified trainer or running expert.
- I am slow. My goal is running and I only compete against myself.
- I run with music. You can see the tunes I like to run to here, but this is very personal.
- I am a runner
This morning I felt like crapola. Like really bad crapola. I’m hormonal, and frankly, for women that’s about 23.5 days out of 30. I’m functioning on too little sleep, as most parents are. The extra doses of chocolate lately probably aren’t helping and I fell off the training wagon this summer.
I didn’t feel like running this morning. I was even whining about it, “I don’t feel well. I’m tired.” Ask D. But I went because running makes me stronger, I feel better mentally, and I have a race coming up on September 30th. And I never ever EVER want to be out of breath again when I have to run upstairs to break up a sibling smack down. I need the breath to lay down the law.
What’s your favourite workout?
How do you beat the I don’t wannas?